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Top Ten Last-Minute Mother's Day Gifts (all available at 7-11)
Condoms Blank Greeting Cards(Enclose one condom; inscribe card: "MOM!!! Why didn't you USE one of these???" --Mom's got a sense of humor, right? Right?)
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